Yet another party, this time after the senior dinner. The dinner itself was pretty good, aside from having to try to cut sides of beef with butter knives. They really should have told us that it was a BYOSK (Bring Your Own Steak Knife) sort of deal. After eating the delectable cheesecake (read: dipped in chocolate and sprinkled with sifted cocoa powder, accented with a dollop of whipped cream and a yellow flower), which I de-flowered, there was a "program". That's Luther's way of saying, "After we feed you, we will make you bored with many speeches and hint at asking you for money, although we are too sly to blatantly say, 'We want even more than the $100,000 we've already cost you, and we will ask you before most of you have even gotten a job. A HA ha ha.'" But toward the closing, Bill Craft said, "I brought a book in case I was boring," which made it all worthwhile. That and getting the giggles because we were too far away to see and thus making our own fun.
We left the fancified Caf around 8, went to Evil Wal-Mart just after 9 (after all, every fun night begins with a trip to Wal-Mart), and commenced drinking at almost 10. As you can probably tell from the photos, it was fantasticly fun and hilariously funny. 'Wine drunk' is still a very good drunk, even though it leaves you famished in the morning.
There are seven days left.
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