Monster Mash

The loudspeakers aound my town square were playing Monster Mash!

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

...

Argh ... I be piratin' the seas o' news. Off to Tortuga!

Oh, and in order to be avoiding Fyberduck's stern frown ... I started a pair of Knucks with my leftover Artyarns Ultramerino 4. I commenced knitting them in the extra hour of knitting that was provided via daylight-saving time.

And my mom is dressed as "static" today, with socks and dryer sheets pinned to her clothing at random. She's too funny.