Friday, June 2

Thank Gourd It's Friday!

Oh, has today been a pain in the butt. I don't want to deal with a sick dog — who ripped up some of the kitchen linoleum, I might add — all weekend. I really hope that the linoleum is the reason he doesn't feel well, and not Return of the Evil Parvo.

Demitrios has distemper part two shot this afternoon.




After seeing that Crazy Aunt Purl had her June Hor-O-Scopes posted, I had to check mine.
GEMINI (May 21 - June 21)
This month you are naked as a jaybird. Also, that is a metaphor. Unless you live in the Valley like moi and need to be buck nekkid to survive the infernal heat, hi! Almost a hundred degrees today! Your naked Gemini-truth is spread out for the world to see right now. You just survived a spring of pure indecision and uncertainty, and this summer -- June in particular -- is the time to declare yourself once and for all. That’s not to say you can’t change your mind next month, of course. What is a Gemini without constant change? But flux and indecision are two very different things -- you’ve finally reached some conclusions, and it’s time to become the person you hope to be someday. Your nagging doubt (“Am I doing the right thing?”) will never go away, it’s a fact of life. Take it from me, Cautionary Tale Girl. But I trust that you’ve reached this point through some serious soul-searching, and you -- of all people -- should know you’re right. And when you do decide to change your mind, you’ll do it emphatically. But that won’t happen until September, so forget I mentioned it.


So, out with the indecision, eh? Ok.




If you haven't read Overheard in New York before, you might enjoy these tidbits. The headlines are dumb, but the content's worth a laugh or two.
Lion Alert Level: Yellow
Little girl, loudly: ROAR!
Little girl's dad: Leslie, stop it, you're scaring the people.
Little girl, quietly: Roar...
Little girl's dad: Very nice Les, scare them subtly.

She's a vegan — pass the cheesecake
Girl #1: So I was thinking about milk the other day. Milk comes from cows. And what do cows eat?
Girl #2: Other cows?
Girl #1: No, dumbass! They eat grass! So it stands to reason, when you drink milk, you're actually drinking liquified grass.
Girl #2: Ugh, gross! I'm so not drinking milk anymore.
Girl #1: Totally, that's why I drink soy.

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