Dear Old Navy,
Thank you for providing affordable clothes that fit my, erm, generously proportioned figure. (Here.) However, as I was at your establishment twice Saturday and spent over $100 on (very fashionable) clothing, I would appreciate it if you would stop showing commercials that subliminally convince me to go buy more clothes. Or something. Make some ugly clothes that I would have no desire to wear. Do SOMETHING before this girl goes out of control.
Much love,
Crimson
I'm going to keep listening to Hurricane Katrina stuff on CNN while reading the book that I stole from Dustro. (That means I'll fall asleep, obviously.)
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