"Step one: picking a pocket," said Marion.

I told you she was a riot. [She meant to say 'topic,' by the way.] I would say more just now, but I have choir. I'll be back later for something less drivel-like. After all, I am going to see the Vagina Monologues tonight with the crew. Very excited. [The tattoo addition I designed for my former RA is the logo for this year. Rock on, Waukon!]