Drunk dialing blogging

As fun as drunk dialing is, drunk blogging may well be funner.

The evening began normally enough with Chinese food and a trip EW (Evil Wal-Mart). At EW, however, I discovered a cereal promoting Pirates of the Caribbean with Johnny Depp's face on it. I promply transformed into a teeny-bopper and carried it around the store with me. B and K got a lot of useful items, including condoms and pacifiers for a practical joke.

We went to Hy-Vee and got $40 worth of alcohol.

We drove back to B and K's to watch Project Runway — I love love love Andrae's design this week! — Saved (the drinking game version) and play beer pong. We got drunk. We tried to play karaoke, but the dog chewed through the microphone cord at some point when we weren't watching, and we had to quit. K started crying because B only had one sock on ... "Isn't your other foot cold? Where is your sock? I'll give you my shoe."