Wise words

I have some hats to take pictures of — I gifted a snowflake beanie to an aunt and a pair of fuzzy ones to my brothers, appropriately matched to their favorite colors, red and green, which (as we all know) makes a dandy egg nog. NyQuil comes in two colors: red and green; and it's the only thing that tastes like red and green. (a la Lewis Black)

And in the wise words of Queen, You say, "Coke," I say, "Caine". You say, "John," I say, "Wayne". ... Bicycle! Bicycle!