What a girl needs

So I've been reading Penny Karma's blog for quite a while now. And I've been seeing this meme going around. Penny caught it, and wrote a post: WWPKD?. PK decided to see whether her online persona is different from real-life Penny. I decided to have a look and see how mine compare. (What I enjoy about this meme is that the substance, if you can call it that, is taken completely out of context.)

The litmus test? Google (of course) your first name followed by the word NEEDS, and blog the top ten results you get. So what's the difference between Christa and Xa?

1. Xa needs replacement red shutter release button.
2. Xa needs repair!
3. Xa needs to look like...
4. Xa needs to be separate.
5. Xa needs some work on the light seals.
6. Xa needs no cleaning or painting. (Damn right I don't. Cleaning is for the birds.)
7. Xa needs to know about custom capabilities.
8. Xa needs laborers!
9. Xa needs prayer.
10. Xa needs the fulfillment of some operations.

1. Christa needs us.
2. Christa needs HELP!
3. Christa needs to be put to death NOW! (Wait. Let's not be hasty.)
4. Christa needs to realize that despite the disappointing action, she is still deserving of friendship.
5. Christa needs to be judged on PTO if she is evil or not.
6. Christa needs a permanent family that will help her maintain her relationships with her birth and foster family.
7. Christa needs a loving, dedicated, attentive and supportive family who will ensure that her needs are met and help maximize her full potential.
8. Christa needs a brand description.
9. Christa needs some rest!
10. Christa needs someone genuine.

So, what do you need?